Weird Website Statistics

Under my website statistics, these were the top search engine hits. Laundromat sex and indigent midgets bother me. As far as I know, there is nothing about that on my site. But it's pretty funny what the search engines link together.

Listing queries, sorted by the number of requests.
#reqs: search term
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4: contortionist handbook quotes
2: g5 movie
2: laundromat sex
2: convert wmv to mov
1: craig clevenger quotes
1: trash diggers
1: http://www.therealitystudio.com/books.htm
1: indigent midgets
1: jim goad idiot
1: deadenddays
1: how to sell pictures in coffee houses
1: tallest guy i know
1: afar websites
1: ebaum's world chappelle show episodes
1: virtual tour hollywood stars homes
1: wallace stagner
1: ragged dick and struggling upward notes