Ron Jeremy

The funniest thing happened last night. My friend Mike and I went downtown to this new club in San Diego called Have a Nice Day Cafe. Neither one of us had been there before, so we thought we'd give it a try. I had heard about the one in Virginia Beach that my old roommate used to go to and he brought back a fishbowl that apparently they fill with liquor, which I was curious about. So we get in there and there is a midget that walks on the top of the bar and for a tip, he'll pour liquor down your throat, which I thought was a nice twist because I had never really seen many midgets, especially not at a night club. But I didn't bring my camera, so I couldn't get a picture with the midget. So then, we find out that Ron Jeremy is there. So we got a picture with him with his Polaroid camera. I got to meet a man who has had sex with more women than most people could ever imagine and get paid for it. And I shook his hand. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Overall, it was a damn good time. Fishbowls of liquor, midgets who make you guzzle alcohol and Ron Jeremy. What more can you ask from a dance club?

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