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Seattle Sucks

Unfortunately, this is not what I want to hear. I love Seattle, but a recent article from the San Diego Union Tribune has got me thinking differently, at least as far as a place to live. I'm sure that I can find work there, but it might take some calculated chicanery to accomplish it. It's a big gamble, and that's the problem with this situation. My other option is Portland. As of right now, I think I will most likely be moving there when the time comes.

Oops, I Forgot It Again

Good ol' Britney sans bra.

Website Roundup

I have a lot of new shit to be posting on here, mostly website links of some stuff that I found last weekend.

Something Awful: This website is great, especially Photoshop Phriday where every Friday they do spoof Photoshopped pictures, but these are actually funny, unlike most of the rubbish that ends up on the Internet. Try out Advertisements of the Christ or Medicinal Mayhem or my favorite one of all: American Social Hygiene Posters.

Dead End Days: I haven't really looked at this, but it goes a little something like this: Thanks for visiting Deadenddays.com, unarguably the worlds premiere socially relevant weekly zombie Internet comedy series type-thing. With the epic storyline of mankinds endless battle to... sell the undead... stuff... well underway joining in on the fun can seem a little daunting; Not to fear, we've made it easy for new viewers to jump right in in four easy steps!

Fetbytes - Alternative Personals: Another thing I haven't tried, obviously, but I found it and I'm just throwing it out there to those who might make use of it.
This one postulates:
Are you tired of sites that make you pay for everything and then don't give you anything of worth in return? Maybe it's time for something a bit different.
Gothic, Fetish, Bondage and Alternative Personals, something for everyone, and everything is FREE! Profiles, browsing, Chat, Events and more. You won't find a group of people looking for friends and lovers this diverse anywhere.
Finally, a site run by people in the community, for people in the community. Who understands you better than your friends?

Motel Fetish: This one is actually pretty decent. Classy, compared to most other Internet endeavors in this area.

These next few are just random finds. Some of it's funny, some of it isn't. Just something to look at.

Stupid Naked People: News on the Nude. Slightly leaning towards porn.

What the Fuck People: Today this guy links to a disturbing security video that ended up online of a guy committing suicide.

Double Your Dating: This one claims: “You’re About To Learn Secrets That Most Men Will Never Know About Women...” The only problem is that this is a pay site, but you get a 30 day free trial and if you cancel before then, the order never goes through. Supposedly.

Ebaum's World: Fun stuff.

Pointless Waste of Time: This site has some good articles on it.

Fark.com: Not sure how to describe this...just a basic website, with some good links.

Farm Sluts: This video is pretty funny, but it's about 18 minutes long.

Photo Post - Miscellaneous

These are just random photos culled from my archives.

Something weird happened one night when I was at Michael's house with the ash tray. Somehow the ashtray got too hot and cracked in half.

My Golden Age of Grotesque art show poster signed by Marilyn Manson...it says, "To Gary and Morgan":

Some spoof poster a friend made during the war taken from our Tomahawk shoot:

Iraqi dinar with Saddam Hussein on it:

Mazatlan, Mexico, November 2002:

My cousin. Yeah, we were drunk. So what?:

My only tattoo on my right shoulder that I got in Seattle Summer of 2002:

Tomahawk launch in the daytime:

Woods by my cousin's old house, in negative:

More woods, in sepia:

A wreck I caught sometime around Halloween 2002. One car ended up on top of the other, however that happens:

This is a photo of a car on fire that I caught on the highway: